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Observed 1 March 2026 — the earliest on record.

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I'm the Normal One. — football t-shirt
PRESS CONFERENCE

I'm the Normal One.

€19.99S–5XL
I'm a Special One. — football t-shirt
PRESS CONFERENCE

I'm a Special One.

€19.99S–5XL
It Can. — football t-shirt
CRISIS TALKS

It Can.

€19.99S–3XL
Don't Anger the GOAT — football t-shirt
WARNING

Don't Anger the GOAT

€19.99S–3XL
VARgentina — football t-shirt
UNDER REVIEW

VARgentina

€19.99M–3XL
Turn Around, Djed Spence — football t-shirt
UTILITY MAN

Turn Around, Djed Spence

€19.99S–5XL
It Followed Me Home — football t-shirt
WORLD CUP 2026

It Followed Me Home

€19.99S–3XL
Invert the Wing — football t-shirt
TACTICS BOARD

Invert the Wing

€19.99S–5XL
The Cable of God — football t-shirt
DIVINE INTERVENTION

The Cable of God

€19.99S–3XL
I Don't Know Jeff — football t-shirt
SOCCER SATURDAY

I Don't Know Jeff

€19.99S–5XL
Unbelievable Jeff! — football t-shirt
SOCCER SATURDAY

Unbelievable Jeff!

€19.99S–5XL
The Balogun Affair — football t-shirt
SCANDAL

The Balogun Affair

€19.99S–5XL
Gordon, F**K You — Green — football t-shirt
RED CARD

Gordon, F**K You — Green

€19.99S–3XL
Gordon, F**K You — football t-shirt
RED CARD

Gordon, F**K You

€19.99S–5XL
Sometimes Maybe Good — football t-shirt
PUNDITRY

Sometimes Maybe Good

€19.99S–5XL
Utter Woke Nonsense — football t-shirt
PUNDITRY

Utter Woke Nonsense

€19.99S–5XL
Covering the Mouth — football t-shirt
RED CARD

Covering the Mouth

€19.99S–5XL
Specialist in Failure — football t-shirt
PUNDITRY

Specialist in Failure

€19.99S–5XL
Stay Humble, Eh? — football t-shirt
LATE WINNER

Stay Humble, Eh?

€19.99S–5XL
What a Big Baby — football t-shirt
PUNDITRY

What a Big Baby

€19.99S–5XL
Oncoming Train — football t-shirt
NORTH LONDON DERBY

Oncoming Train

€19.99S–5XL
Sad Really. Anyway. — football t-shirt
COLD CASE

Sad Really. Anyway.

€19.99S–3XL
Know Your Place — football t-shirt
FULL TIME

Know Your Place

€19.99S–5XL
It's Not Coming Home — football t-shirt
BREAKING

It's Not Coming Home

€19.99S–3XL
Football Was Saved — football t-shirt
FULL TIME

Football Was Saved

€19.99S–5XL
Woolwich — football t-shirt
North London Derby

Woolwich

€19.99S–5XL
Ornstein Bomba — football t-shirt
Football Transfers

Ornstein Bomba

€19.99S–5XL
Spursy — football t-shirt
North London Derby

Spursy

€19.99S–3XL
Lads, It's Tottenham — football t-shirt
North London Derby

Lads, It's Tottenham

€19.99S–5XL
John Telly! — football t-shirt
World Cup

John Telly!

€19.99S–5XL
No Scotland, No Party — football t-shirt
World Cup

No Scotland, No Party

€19.99100 LEFT

Accessories

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Argentina, F**K You — Trucker Cap — football trucker cap
WORLD CUP FINAL

Argentina, F**K You — Trucker Cap

€24.99FINAL EDITION
Utter Woke Nonsense — Trucker Cap — football trucker cap
PUNDITRY

Utter Woke Nonsense — Trucker Cap

€24.99ONE SIZE
Gordon, F**K You — Trucker Cap — football trucker cap
RED CARD

Gordon, F**K You — Trucker Cap

€24.99ONE SIZE

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